{"joke":{"id":24290,"title":"","body":"A woman gets on a bus holding her baby.\n\n\"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen,\" says the bus driver.\n\nIn a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes an aisle\nseat near the rear of the bus.\n\nThe man seated next to her senses her agitation and asks what's\nwrong.\n\n\"The bus driver insulted me!\" she shouts.\n\nThe man replies, \"Well, he's a public servant and shouldn't say\nthings to insult passengers!\"\n\nYou're right,\" says the woman. \"I think I'll go back up there and\ngive him a piece of my mind!\"\n\n\"That's a good idea,\" the man replies. \"Here, let me hold your\nmonkey.\"","category":"insult","rating":"edgy","topics":["baby","appearance","bus"],"offensive_score":3}}